Top 10 Geek Breakup Lines

Geek Break Up Lines

1. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
   (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
   (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
   Relationship failed.
   
   
2. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
   
   
3. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
   
   
4. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
   
   
5. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.
   
   
6. I'd like to not spend so much time photoshopping your face out of our photos.
   
   
7. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...
   
   
8. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.
   
   
9. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?
   
   
10. So long and thanks for all the fish.