Benefits of dating a Geek

• Your computer will be updated, repaired and cleaned, free of charge.
  
• Your house gets networked - wirelessly - and securely.
  
• Free labor on all computer hardware upgrades and repairs.
  
• Usually free parts, too, from the extensive parts collection stored in computer boxes in the spare room (or is that just me?).
  
• They say cops have the best dope ... geeks have the best software.
  
• Eventually you'll understand the obscure pop-culture references in most office conversations.
  
• Invites (and probably a paid entry) to all the coolest sci-fi, gaming and comic book conventions.
  
• Infinite resource of technical information - yes, we know the right memory card for your camera, how many songs you can fit on your ipod and the binary hash of your cell phone.
  
• High quality copies of your favorite movies, usually while they're still in the theater.
  
• No chance of becoming a golf widow as we tend to avoid direct sunlight.
  
• We're pretty good at the sex thing - we read the right books.