Today is Pearl Harbor Day.

Today, if you're an American, and you see a Japanese person, you're legally allowed to to sneak up on them and punch them in the face.


Then skip away and say, "Payback, motherfucker."

There are only about 500 survivors of that horrible day left alive. They're all above the age of 80. They gather every five years to honor the memory of their fallen comrades.

We must never forget.

That is all.


Taking free legal advice from this blog, or anything else you read on the interwebnet, means you're a moron.

No, not Ian Moran, he's a hockey player and it's spelled differently.

If you're Ian Moran, you need to visit Kelly.

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