So we'll do it OSU style today.
Paul McCartney may be The Walrus.
Eminem may be The Real Slim Shady.
Ben Klingston is, without a doubt, The Mall Guard (shout out to my Pittsburgh Peeps!)
Al Gore might be The inventor of The Interwebnet.
And President Bush might still be The decider.
But this week, I top them all.
I am The Patch Bitch.
I'm patching 934 servers.
Boo-yeah. I need sleep.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.