I am The Patch Bitch

The Ohio State University requires capitalized articles.

So we'll do it OSU style today.

Paul McCartney may be The Walrus.

Eminem may be The Real Slim Shady.

Ben Klingston is, without a doubt, The Mall Guard (shout out to my Pittsburgh Peeps!)

Al Gore might be The inventor of The Interwebnet.

And President Bush might still be The decider.

But this week, I top them all.

I am The Patch Bitch.

I'm patching 934 servers.

Boo-yeah. I need sleep.

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.