2016-09-17

Just a Juggalo ... another Song Parody

Normally, I listen to sports talk radio in my 10 minute drive to work. Since today was Saturday, both stations had local shows, which are usually awful. Today was no exception. One was all about high school football, which I despise. The other was all about the Browns, and there's a guy who says "Um-hmmm" about three or four times a minute, making the show completely unlistenable. So I flipped on a classic rock station and heard David Lee Roth's cover of "Just A Gigolo" and though that the Fam of ICP fans known as Juggalos and Juggalettes should have their own version of this. So I give you ... "Just a Juggalo" ... you're welcome.

I'm just a Juggalo and everywhere I go
People hear my ICP playing
Employment I got none, I do this for fun
Ooh, and Faygo-spraying

There will come a day when Violent J will pass away
What will Shaggy say to the Gathering
When the end comes, I know
We was all just a Juggalos
Whoop Whoop, Ninja, without me

I'm just a Juggalo and everywhere I go
People hear my ICP playing
Chedda, I got none, Runnin with a hatchet is fun
Ooh, and Faygo-spraying

And there will come a day when Shaggy 2 Dope will pass away
What will Violent J say to the Gathering
When the end comes, I know
We was all just a Juggalos
Whoop Whoop, Ninja, without me

I ain't got no Juggalette
No Juggalette cares for me
No Juggalette cares for me
I'm so sad and Assed Out
Sad and Assed Out, sad and Assed Out
Won't some sweet Juggalette come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't no pussy

An' I'll sing her Clown Love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip boz dee, Whoop Whoop, biddly bop

I ain't got no Juggalette
No Juggalette cares for me
No Juggalette cares for me
No Juggalette cares for me
No Juggalette cares for me

Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla Whoop Whoop

I ain't got no Juggalette
No Juggalette cares for me
No Juggalette cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet Juggalette come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I need a Ryda

An' I'll sing her Clown Love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip boz dee, Whoop Whoop, biddly bop

Ain't got no Juggalette 
There's no Juggalette (Juggalette)
There's no Juggalette (Juggalette)
There's no Juggalette (Juggalette)
There's no Juggalette (Juggalette)
There's no Juggalette (no one)
There's no Juggalette (no one)
Whoop Whoop (Whoop Whoop)
Ting Ting (ting ting)
710npen 710npen (710npen 710npen)
Smeh Smuh (Smeh Smuh)
Juggalo Island (Juggalo Island)
No Juggalette (Juggalette)
No, no Juggalette (no, no Juggalette)
No Juggalette (Juggalette)
No Juggalette (Juggalette)
No Juggalette (Juggalette)
No Juggalette (Juggalette)
No Xoloto cares for me