- In space there are no seasons.
- Switches over to his cold weather Linux distro.
- Hastens plans to complete weather control device.
- Apply for that job at the call center in steamy Bangalore.
- Put computer outside for extra cooling.
- Stores his nuts in an old AT form factor case.
- Increases caffeine intake to stave off hibernation instinct.
- Turns up monitor brightness to avoid winter depression.
- Apply an extra layer of tin foil on the basement walls.
- McGyver a solar heater out of AOL CDs and a cpu water cooling kit to cut down on heating costs.
- Dresses in layers of t-shirts to fight the cold.
Happy 1st Day of Winter
Ways a Geek Prepares for Winter