There's nothing ...
and I mean nothing ...
worse than watching The Breakfast Club edited for TV.
You stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamn freeloading son-of-a-bitch, retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all asshole jerk
just doesn't have the same impact as
you stupid, worthless, no-good, gosh-darn, freeloading, big-mouth, know-it-all jerk
And the Bender/Clarie exchange about virginity ... totally discounted without the vocabulary deemed too intense for broadcast.