Wow, I think I have dated "Heather"
(BTW - 1 - the link is to a very offensive comic strip called Leave It To Jesus. Odds are it will offend you. You have been warned.)
(BTW - 2 - I love that comic strip. 'nuff said.)
(BTW - 3 - If you see me wearing a shirt that says "It takes a nation of Muppets to hold us back" ... it's from that site.)