Proof of Rock

So ... unbeknownst to most, I've been working on a secret photo filter for my camera that proves the level of rock in one's brain.

When I take photos, the whiter the head, the more the level of rock in a brain shows.

Here's final proof ... the factorum, if you must:



Yes, Mark Nye rocks harder than 99.99995 percent of the population. Notice the bright white spots.

Don't doubt my science, bitches. I'll bring the leeches.