Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier.
She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him.
He told her there were only three things he feared:
"First," he said, "I fear Osama."
"Understandable," said Chelsea. "He can convince men to kill in the name of Allah."
"Second," he said, "I fear Obama."
"Understandable, again," said Chelsea. "We don't know much about him. And third?"
The soldier smiled and said, "Yo mama."