To my Canadian friends ...
Happy Thanksgiving. Send me some MacIntosh Toffee. Bars, not the drops.
To my American friends ...
Happy Columbus Day. If you're a banker, postal worker or government employee, enjoy your Monday off.
To my socially conscious friends ...
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Now move on to your next complaint. Cause you always have them.
To those pissed off about the whole Columbus Day thing ...
Happy European Invasion of the Western Hemisphere Day
(and get over it, shit happened in 1492, as the song says. You can't change it.)
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