The world is fucked

The world is truly fucked.

That’s my stance … and I base it on the following “headlines:”

Yahoo! News: Chess players to face anti-doping measures

USAToday: U.S. bans sale of iPods to North Korea

Yahoo! News: Court says U.S. discriminates against blind with currency

Chess players are on drugs, Kim Jong-Il can’t buy an iPod, and blind people can’t tell the difference between a $10 and a $100 dollar bill.

And there’s an Abba Museum. Seriously.

And people wonder why traditional news outlets (i.e.newspaper and television) are hurting and forced to layoff staff.

I mean, there’s nothing else to talk about but Kid Rock and Plastic Pam Anderson getting divorced because of Borat?

Anyway … if, like me, you’re missing Lost, here’s a way to keep it all fresh in your head.

And they’re talking about Lindsay Lohan playing Stevie Nicks in a movie. We need a movie about Stevie Nicks?

So does wanting to see the new Harry Potter movie make me a nerd?

Oh, and Premiere says these are the 20 most overrated movies of all time? STFU.