Song of the Day

Paula Cole

I Wanna Kiss You

I wanna kiss you. I wanna kiss you.
I wanna stop the conversation,
I wanna kiss you.

Oh, lie beside me now,
Funny papers, morning sunlight streams,
Oh fantasize me now,
I'll kiss your neck and make your toast and tea,
Oh won't you marry me?
I see a little church atop a hill.
But in the meantime I wanna lose my shame.

I wanna kiss you. I wanna kiss you.
I wanna stop the conversation.
I wanna kiss you. I wanna feel you.
I wanna feel you.
I wanna lean my body into yours.
I wanna feel you.

Oh believe me now,
Walk with me upon the path I see.
Oh a cozy home,
Nestled in an English garden scene.
You will write your books,
And I will paint my paintings by the sea.
But now I'll be Lolita if you please.
I wanna kiss you. I wanna kiss you.
I wanna stop the conversation.
I wanna kiss you. I wanna hold you.
I wanna hold you.
I wanna wrestle you down to the ground.
Oh...

I wanna kiss you. I wanna kiss you.
I wanna stop the conversation.
I wanna kiss you. I wanna have you.
I wanna have you.
I wanna be a possessive girl.
I wanna have you.
Hold you, hurt you, love you, need you, love you, wrestle you down to the ground,
Bite you, love you, hold you,
I wanna kiss you.

Stolen from a place you shouldn't visit

Because I find it funny in a way that I find all stupid people funny:

Now What's That Big White And Black Thing Called Again?

Adorable Whale? No. Beautiful Whale? No. Clean Whale? No. Drab Whale? No. Elegant Whale? No. Fancy Whale? No. Glamorous Whale? No. Handsome Whale? No. Long Whale? No. Magnificent Whale? No. Old-fashioned Whale? No. Plain Whale? No. Quaint Whale? No. Sparkling Whale? No. Ugliest Whale? No. Unsightly Whale? No. Wide-eyed Whale? No. Red Whale? No. Orange Whale? No. Yellow Whale? No. Green Whale? No. Blue Whale? No. Purple Whale? No. Gray Whale? No. Black Whale? No. White Whale? No. Alive Whale? No. Better Whale? No. Careful Whale? No. Clever Whale? No. Dead Whale? No. Easy Whale? No. Famous Whale? No. Gifted Whale? No. Helpful Whale? No. Important Whale? No. Inexpensive Whale? No. Mushy Whale? No. Odd Whale? No. Powerful Whale? No. Rich Whale? No. Shy Whale? No. Tender Whale? No. Uninterested Whale? No. Vast Whale? No. Wrong Whale? No. Angry Whale? No. Bewildered Whale? No. Clumsy Whale? No. Defeated Whale? No. Embarrassed Whale? No. Fierce Whale? No. Grumpy Whale? No. Helpless Whale? No. Itchy Whale? No. Jealous Whale? No. Lazy Whale? No. Mysterious Whale? No. Nervous Whale? No. Obnoxious Whale? No. Panicky Whale? No. Repulsive Whale? No. Scary Whale? No. Thoughtless Whale? No. Uptight Whale? No. Worried Whale? No. Agreeable Whale? No. Brave Whale? No. Calm Whale? No. Delightful Whale? No. Eager Whale? No. Faithful Whale? No. Gentle Whale? No. Happy Whale? No. Jolly Whale? No. Kind Whale? No. Lively Whale? No. Nice Whale? No. Obedient Whale? No. Proud Whale? No. Relieved Whale? No. Silly Whale? No. Thankful Whale? No. Victorious Whale? No. Witty Whale? No. Zealous Whale? No. Broad Whale? No. Chubby Whale? No. Crooked Whale? No. Curved Whale? No. Deep Whale? No. Flat Whale? No. High Whale? No. Hollow Whale? No. Low Whale? No. Narrow Whale? No. Round Whale? No. Shallow Whale? No. Skinny Whale? No. Square Whale? No. Steep Whale? No. Straight Whale? No. Wide Whale? No. Big Whale? No. Colossal Whale? No. Fat Whale? No. Gigantic Whale? No. Great Whale? No. Huge Whale? No. Immense Whale? No. Large Whale? No. Little Whale? No. Mammoth Whale? No. Massive Whale? No. Miniature Whale? No. Petite Whale? No. Puny Whale? No. Scrawny Whale? No. Short Whale? No. Small Whale? No. Tall Whale? No. Teeny Whale? No. Teeny-tiny Whale? No. Tiny Whale? No. Cooing Whale? No. Deafening Whale? No. Faint Whale? No. Hissing Whale? No. Loud Whale? No. Melodic Whale? No. Noisy Whale? No. Purring Whale? No. Quiet Whale? No. Raspy Whale? No. Screeching Whale? No. Thundering Whale? No. Voiceless Whale? No. Whispering Whale? No. Ancient Whale? No. Brief Whale? No. Early Whale? No. Fast Whale? No. Late Whale? No. Long Whale? No. Modern Whale? No. Old Whale? No. Old-fashioned Whale? No. Quick Whale? No. Rapid Whale? No. Short Whale? No. Slow Whale? No. Swift Whale? No. Young Whale? No. Bitter Whale? No. Delicious Whale? No. Fresh Whale? No. Greasy Whale? No. Juicy Whale? No. Hot Whale? No. Icy Whale? No. Loose Whale? No. Melted Whale? No. Nutritious Whale? No. Prickly Whale? No. Rainy Whale? No. Rotten Whale? No. Salty Whale? No. Sticky Whale? No. Strong Whale? No. Sweet Whale? No. Tart Whale? No. Tasteless Whale? No. Uneven Whale? No. Weak Whale? No. Wet Whale? No. Wooden Whale? No. Yummy Whale? No. Boiling Whale? No. Breeze Whale? No. Broken Whale? No. Bumpy Whale? No. Chilly Whale? No. Cold Whale? No. Cool Whale? No. Creepy Whale? No. Crooked Whale? No. Cuddly Whale? No. Curly Whale? No. Damaged Whale? No. Damp Whale? No. Dirty Whale? No. Dry Whale? No. Dusty Whale? No. Filthy Whale? No. Flaky Whale? No. Fluffy Whale? No. Freezing Whale? No. Hot Whale? No. Warm Whale? No. Wet Whale? No. Abundant Whale? No. Empty Whale? No. Few Whale? No. Full Whale? No. Heavy Whale? No. Light Whale? No. Many Whale? No. Numerous Whale? No. Sparse Whale? No. Substantial Whale? No. Killer Whale? YES!

It's not you, it's me. Really.

The map of another sadly typical day for me:  (well, the sickness isn't typical. I think it was just something I ate Monday night might have been left out too long.

• Finished working about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.  Went to bed.
• Woke up about 8:30 to the alarm clock on the table and an alarm clock from my stomach not feeling good. Fighting a stomach flu most of the morning.
• Finally got out of bed feeling empty and slightly better at 12:30 p.m. after the DayQuil Cold & Flu set it.  
• Started working while sipping soup about 12:45. p.m.
• Conference call from 2 until 3 p.m.
• Working on my Anti Virus client upgrades until 5:30 p.m. 
• Nap until 10 p.m.  when the actual client upgrades started.  Difficult region, lots of manual remediation.
• Start working at 10 ... finish up at 4:00 a.m.
• Will probably get to sleep until about 8:00 a.m. when the phone will start ringing with complaints about the upgrades.

So ... as to why most of you don't see or hear from me, this is what I've been doing since January started.

It's not you, it's me.  Really.

UFC 110 Predictions:

UFC 110 is in Australia for the first time ever with a loaded card.

Here's my predictions:

Cain Velasquez vs Antonio Nogiurea    
My prediction:  Nog        Submission

Michael Bisping vs Vanderlai Silva   
My prediction:  Silva        KO
 
Anthony Perosh vs Mirko "Cro Cop"   
My prediction:  Cro Cop        KO - Headkick

George Sotiropoulos vs Joe Stevenson   
My prediction:  Stevenson    Sub

Ryan Bader vs Keith Jardine
My prediction:  Jardine        KO
 
Stephen Bonnar vs Krzysztof Soszynski   
My prediction:  Bonnar        Decision

C.B. Dollaway vs Goran Reljic        
My prediction:  Reljic        Decision
 
Brian Foster vs. Chris Lytle       
My prediction:  Lytle        Submission
 
James Te Huna vs Igor Prkrajac       
My prediction:  Te Huna        KO