Stolen from a place you shouldn't visit

Because I find it funny in a way that I find all stupid people funny:

Now What's That Big White And Black Thing Called Again?

Adorable Whale? No. Beautiful Whale? No. Clean Whale? No. Drab Whale? No. Elegant Whale? No. Fancy Whale? No. Glamorous Whale? No. Handsome Whale? No. Long Whale? No. Magnificent Whale? No. Old-fashioned Whale? No. Plain Whale? No. Quaint Whale? No. Sparkling Whale? No. Ugliest Whale? No. Unsightly Whale? No. Wide-eyed Whale? No. Red Whale? No. Orange Whale? No. Yellow Whale? No. Green Whale? No. Blue Whale? No. Purple Whale? No. Gray Whale? No. Black Whale? No. White Whale? No. Alive Whale? No. Better Whale? No. Careful Whale? No. Clever Whale? No. Dead Whale? No. Easy Whale? No. Famous Whale? No. Gifted Whale? No. Helpful Whale? No. Important Whale? No. Inexpensive Whale? No. Mushy Whale? No. Odd Whale? No. Powerful Whale? No. Rich Whale? No. Shy Whale? No. Tender Whale? No. Uninterested Whale? No. Vast Whale? No. Wrong Whale? No. Angry Whale? No. Bewildered Whale? No. Clumsy Whale? No. Defeated Whale? No. Embarrassed Whale? No. Fierce Whale? No. Grumpy Whale? No. Helpless Whale? No. Itchy Whale? No. Jealous Whale? No. Lazy Whale? No. Mysterious Whale? No. Nervous Whale? No. Obnoxious Whale? No. Panicky Whale? No. Repulsive Whale? No. Scary Whale? No. Thoughtless Whale? No. Uptight Whale? No. Worried Whale? No. Agreeable Whale? No. Brave Whale? No. Calm Whale? No. Delightful Whale? No. Eager Whale? No. Faithful Whale? No. Gentle Whale? No. Happy Whale? No. Jolly Whale? No. Kind Whale? No. Lively Whale? No. Nice Whale? No. Obedient Whale? No. Proud Whale? No. Relieved Whale? No. Silly Whale? No. Thankful Whale? No. Victorious Whale? No. Witty Whale? No. Zealous Whale? No. Broad Whale? No. Chubby Whale? No. Crooked Whale? No. Curved Whale? No. Deep Whale? No. Flat Whale? No. High Whale? No. Hollow Whale? No. Low Whale? No. Narrow Whale? No. Round Whale? No. Shallow Whale? No. Skinny Whale? No. Square Whale? No. Steep Whale? No. Straight Whale? No. Wide Whale? No. Big Whale? No. Colossal Whale? No. Fat Whale? No. Gigantic Whale? No. Great Whale? No. Huge Whale? No. Immense Whale? No. Large Whale? No. Little Whale? No. Mammoth Whale? No. Massive Whale? No. Miniature Whale? No. Petite Whale? No. Puny Whale? No. Scrawny Whale? No. Short Whale? No. Small Whale? No. Tall Whale? No. Teeny Whale? No. Teeny-tiny Whale? No. Tiny Whale? No. Cooing Whale? No. Deafening Whale? No. Faint Whale? No. Hissing Whale? No. Loud Whale? No. Melodic Whale? No. Noisy Whale? No. Purring Whale? No. Quiet Whale? No. Raspy Whale? No. Screeching Whale? No. Thundering Whale? No. Voiceless Whale? No. Whispering Whale? No. Ancient Whale? No. Brief Whale? No. Early Whale? No. Fast Whale? No. Late Whale? No. Long Whale? No. Modern Whale? No. Old Whale? No. Old-fashioned Whale? No. Quick Whale? No. Rapid Whale? No. Short Whale? No. Slow Whale? No. Swift Whale? No. Young Whale? No. Bitter Whale? No. Delicious Whale? No. Fresh Whale? No. Greasy Whale? No. Juicy Whale? No. Hot Whale? No. Icy Whale? No. Loose Whale? No. Melted Whale? No. Nutritious Whale? No. Prickly Whale? No. Rainy Whale? No. Rotten Whale? No. Salty Whale? No. Sticky Whale? No. Strong Whale? No. Sweet Whale? No. Tart Whale? No. Tasteless Whale? No. Uneven Whale? No. Weak Whale? No. Wet Whale? No. Wooden Whale? No. Yummy Whale? No. Boiling Whale? No. Breeze Whale? No. Broken Whale? No. Bumpy Whale? No. Chilly Whale? No. Cold Whale? No. Cool Whale? No. Creepy Whale? No. Crooked Whale? No. Cuddly Whale? No. Curly Whale? No. Damaged Whale? No. Damp Whale? No. Dirty Whale? No. Dry Whale? No. Dusty Whale? No. Filthy Whale? No. Flaky Whale? No. Fluffy Whale? No. Freezing Whale? No. Hot Whale? No. Warm Whale? No. Wet Whale? No. Abundant Whale? No. Empty Whale? No. Few Whale? No. Full Whale? No. Heavy Whale? No. Light Whale? No. Many Whale? No. Numerous Whale? No. Sparse Whale? No. Substantial Whale? No. Killer Whale? YES!