So ... since I have too many of these to flood Facebook or Twitter with ... here's a Random Blog of Links: (title stolen from Angela!)
A bunch of bikers blocked those dumb God Hates Fags asshats in Missouri. Fuck, even the Ku Klux Klan is protesting those guys. I get the whole "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" thing ... but when you're lower on the hate ladder than the KKK, you're a serious bunch of douchebags.
Nope, says the good white senator saying President Obama only got elected "because he's black" ... adding "There's nothing racist about this ..." /facepalm ... pssst ... it is racist, because he's only half black, dumbass!
And combining the two posts ... can we go from a half-black president to a pretend biker one? "“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!"
Meanwhile, while President Obama was giving an address to the blown-away bastards in Joplin, Missouri, the distinguished staff at Faux News was very much concerned if the president was chewing gum. That really bothers me as a former journalist. I real journalist would have at least asked what kind. Fucking amateurs.
I bet my friend David Knudtz would watch hockey if you could turn your stick into a lightsaber. Take that, Jumbo!
Somebody better call Undercover Brother. Nobody messes with the 'fro!
I think I'd still read comic books if they'd swap genders more often.
And finally ... anyone need some Dragon's Blood or Unicorn Liver? You need to shop here.