You know you're from Youngstown when ...

You know you're from Youngstown when .... 
  • You steal $7 million in a armored car robbery and only make it to a double-wide in West Virginia.
  • When you take a hot date to the Coconut Grove.
  • You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
  • You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
  • You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the men's' room at the Club 76 truck stop.
  • If the only reason to go to the convocation center is professional rastling.
  • If you think Jim Trafficant was railroaded by the FBI.
  • If you think high class shopping is going to Walmart and Dollar General.
  • You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
  • Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
  • If you think the MVSD is your own private lake.
  • You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time call...".
  • The only time you go to church is for Fish or Pirogi Fridays.
  • Your whole family is Democrats 'cept little Mary. She lernt how to read.
  • You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT Cardinal Mooney".
  • You consider your license plate personalized because Jim Trafficant, Lenny Strolo or Phil Chance made it in prison.
  • Your lifetime goal is to own a Zoldan fireworks stand.
  • The drug task force surrounded your house twice so far this year.
  • If your tomato plants get singed because of all the cars getting bombed in your driveway.
  • If your lawn ornament is riddled with bullet holes.

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