2011-10-05

All My Racist Friends Are Coming Over Tonight (parody)

So, I haven't said much at all about this whole Hank Williams Jr Obama/Hitler thing ... until now, when I give to you my latest song parody:

"All My Racist Friends Are Coming Over Tonight"

I got ketchup on my klan robe, hot cross just burnt my hand
Lord, it's hard to still be a racist man
I keep black girls that can cook, I keep black girls that can clean
I keep asian girls that can do anything in between
I got to hide them away, make everything white
Cause all my racist friends are comin over tonight

Do you want a drink, hey, do you want to join the master party
Hey, white people, this is ole Grand Dragon Hank, ready to get the lynching started
We'll hang some up in the trees, put some more on ice
And all my racist friends are comin over tonight

Now, my Klan Meeting pad is out in the woods
It's a long way from here to liberal Hollywood
But I got some white debutante queens out on the floor
And ole Miss KKK Mississippi just walked through the door
Got a stars and bars wirlpool just made for ten
And you can hate out and you can hate in
You can do anything that you wanna do
But, uh-uhh, don't you bring your boo

Do you want a drink, hey, do you want to join the master party
Hey, white people, this is ole Grand Dragon Hank, ready to get the lynching started
We'll hang some up in the trees, put some more on ice
And all my racist friends are comin over tonight

Do you want to drink, hey, do you want to party
Hey, hey, this is racits Grand Dragon Hank
Ready to get the lynchin' time started
We'll hang some up in the trees, put some more on ice
And all my racist friends are comin over tonight

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