At one point back in my troll days, I actually got the Nirvana board shut down (and my account cancelled) for startinga huge flame wary by posting a parody of "All Apologies" with the PS: It turns out he did have a gun, after all.
Here's what I wrote:
No Apologies - A Parody
What else could I do?
Blew my head in two
What else could I say?
Irrelevant anyway.
What else could I write?
It's all rather trite.
How else to be sure?
Assume room temperature.
On the porch
In the sun
I pulled out a shotgun
In the sun
In the sun
BLAM!
Now I'm Buried!
Blew my head in two
What else could I say?
Irrelevant anyway.
What else could I write?
It's all rather trite.
How else to be sure?
Assume room temperature.
On the porch
In the sun
I pulled out a shotgun
In the sun
In the sun
BLAM!
Now I'm Buried!
I wish I was like you
Still breathing too
You'll find more of my skull
Painted up there on the wall
Still breathing too
You'll find more of my skull
Painted up there on the wall
I'll take all the blame
Could not handle the fame
Ran out of drugs and songs
One blast will right my wrongs
On the porch
In the sun
I pulled out a shotgun
In the sun
In the sun
BLAM!
Buried!
Could not handle the fame
Ran out of drugs and songs
One blast will right my wrongs
On the porch
In the sun
I pulled out a shotgun
In the sun
In the sun
BLAM!
Buried!
Now I'm buried
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All I am is all worm food (repeat til fade)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All I am is all worm food (repeat til fade)