So as I'm pumping gas into the uHaul truck, I saw this zinger on the gas pump.
Maybe because my brain was totally in shut-down mode I just took a picture and drove away.
However, this is just wrong on so many grammar levels:
Maybe because my brain was totally in shut-down mode I just took a picture and drove away.
However, this is just wrong on so many grammar levels:
How exactly do you pay before you pay? How can you prepay ... in advance?
You can prepay, or you can pay in advance. Without dividing by zero and unleashing all that is unholy and forcing us to watch Rick Moranis mate with Sigourney Weaver, again, you can't.
Oh, by the way, this was a Circle K ... with BP Gas ... so it wasn't some Mom and Pop shop. That there's a corporate sticker, on each and every pump in exactly the same place.
So because my brain is in shut-down mode, I have a new idea: I'm gonna make a shirt that says "Please pre-purchase me a beer in advance."
And when I'm asked "In advance of what?"
In advance of you buying me a beer the first time.
Happy drinking for me!
You can prepay, or you can pay in advance. Without dividing by zero and unleashing all that is unholy and forcing us to watch Rick Moranis mate with Sigourney Weaver, again, you can't.
Oh, by the way, this was a Circle K ... with BP Gas ... so it wasn't some Mom and Pop shop. That there's a corporate sticker, on each and every pump in exactly the same place.
So because my brain is in shut-down mode, I have a new idea: I'm gonna make a shirt that says "Please pre-purchase me a beer in advance."
And when I'm asked "In advance of what?"
In advance of you buying me a beer the first time.
Happy drinking for me!
1 comment:
I snapped one of these @ the gas station @ Sancus & Lazelle a few months back. Brain-bending, right?
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